1. Jesus had dreads.
2. Jesus was on the vegetarian spectrum, they were presbyterian, that’s why they’re associated with the fish symbol.
3. the Last Supper was the final ball.
4. Jesus was petty chopped by the Romans.
5. Judas was a power bottom, and this was the main source of conflict between him and Jesus.
6. Jesus was an Carpenter which was the thot profession at the time for men.
7. The 12 Disciples where actually a House, which is referred to as House of Jesus.
8. Mary Magdalene was a beard for Jesus, and one of his main hunties.
9. Jesus was a known stunt queen, they’re most beloved antics included walking on water, serving fish, turning water into moscato, raising Lazarus for the notes.
10. Jesus would shop at H&M, if they were alive today.
11. Jesus was the first to serve body.
12. Jesus rose on the third day, to stunt on his daddy.
